There's a man. There's a man with a gun.

Who doesn't want an edible gun anyway?

2 DAYS. WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE.
Deal with it. I am.

I went into school today to get my bass, only for the alarm to go off the second I got out of the car. Getting stuck in the PAC for about half an hour with Pippa and Argine and Year 5 Person is just great.
Argine: So why do they have lockdowns anyway?
Mrs Gilbert: In case going out to the evac point isn't such a great idea. For example, if there was someone with a gun in the school
Me: Terrorists
Mrs Gilbert: Or a chemical spill.
Pippa: What about a serial rapist? You know, 'cos we're a girl's school?
Year 5 Person: I know aaaalll about that stuff.
General hilarity.
Question: How do you tell a serial rapist by sight? Does Schnags watch over the school, going "Either that's a gun in his pocket, or he's just happy to see the girls. SOUND THE ALARM!"?

--Emma